Friday, January 30, 2009

Further Quirks

This one is for M, who "love(s) posts on German quirks", according to her comment on my last post. Here are a few more I've been sitting on:

— Sane, ordinary people talk to themselves out loud in public all the time. They discuss which tram or bus route would be the quickest to their destination. They debate which brand of cotton balls to buy in the cosmetics aisle. And they muse aloud about advertisements. And, no, they're not just on hands-free cells. I check every time.

— I know this is contrary to the last one, but Germans, by and large, are incredibly quiet. When riding a crowded tram I often feel the need to whisper, that's how quiet they are. I forget how strange this is until we have guests from America who are shocked by the silence in crowded public places. I'm positive this will be one of the hardest things to leave behind when we return to the U.S.

— Males, but especially elderly men, often walk with their hands clasped behind their backs, which doesn't sound like a strange thing until you notice how many people are doing it in a crowded area and realize that doing so makes a person look very, very suspicious.

— Germans are FANTASTIC drivers. One of the greater thrills of my life has been riding on the Autobahn with a German behind the wheel. They drive so fast and so precisely that it's almost artistic. I usually spend the first part of the ride feeling like I'm going to die and eventually surrender myself to that and then am able to enjoy the real skill that goes into driving like that.

— East Germany has an inexplicable love affair with strange hairstyles. You see ultraviolet hair on housewives and attitude lines on every other male on public transit. People often don't believe me when I tell them how bizarre the hair is here. So here are a few photos I've compiled (you'll have to forgive the blurriness, I'm a bad spy):








Nothing defines East Germany for me more than this photo, concrete block housing and a grim-looking little old woman pulling her wheelie bag ...


... with hair the color of Care Bear fur.


Sometimes it works. I once saw a pretty young woman with what I can only describe as a sideways mullet — clipped really close to the head on one side and then blended longer and longer until the other side ended past her shoulder. She wore it so well, I briefly considered getting one myself. Ultimately the risk of it not working on me was too terrifying. I mean, really, where do you go from there?

There are certainly more (Germans are rife with deliciously subtle quirks) but I think I'll save them for another dark and dreary German day. However, if you want more, go here: germanyfromanamericanperspective.blogspot.com. It's full of juicy stuff from another American girl living in Dresden's sister-city, Leipzig. I recently met her IN REAL LIFE. It was awesome.



JEM

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Clap Your Hands

Last October our ward had a party to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the completion of Dresden's beautiful LDS church building, which also serves as a stake center. Interesting fact: The Iron Curtain was still standing when it was built. Our church was only the second LDS church building constructed in East Germany. Anyway, I was asked to play two "American folk songs" at the party, which had a sort of international theme. So, please enjoy this video of an 8-months pregnant JEM playing a couple of old country songs.



You'll notice a fascinating cultural phenomenon at the end of the video. Rather than whoop and whistle the way Americans do when enjoying a musical performance, Germans are a chronic clap-in-time-to-the-music people. It's like an epidemic. If you don't believe me, watch the runway segments of the season 2 finale of Germany's Next Topmodel at the beginning and end of this video:





JEM

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Happy Trails

Say what you will about ol' W, but I'm going to miss him.

**I apologize for the overlap in these videos. Unfortunately I couldn't find a single video with all my favorite moments.**









JEM

Thursday, January 15, 2009

I've Always Thought He Had Nice Hair

It's scary enough to have your husband tell you that your hair "looks kind of like He-Man".

But it's an entirely different level of horror to look at your reflection in the window and realize that he's absolutely right.




JEM

Blessed


In the LDS Church, we don't baptize infants. We save that for the "age of accountability", which we believe to be 8. But we do perform a ritual for infants called, simply, the baby blessing, which is performed during Sunday services. It is performed by a priesthood-holder, usually the father or another relative of the baby. He takes the baby before the congregation and, with the aid of several other priesthood-holders who place their hands on the baby in the blesser's arms, pronounces a blessing on the baby. He gives the baby a name and blesses him or her with gifts and promises, following the spiritual promptings he receives.

Where we're from (the Mormon-heavy American West), the baby blessing is usually a pretty big affair. Relatives travel to be there and every priesthood-bearing uncle, cousin, brother, and friend in attendance stands in the circle to bless the baby. It's a nice metaphor, I guess, for the support system the child can expect going into life — being surrounded by all those strong arms and hands. But in our ward here in Dresden, which is the only LDS congregation in a city of about 500,000, baby blessings don't play out like that. The most men I've seen in a circle here is four or five, usually just the father, the grandfathers, and a member of the bishopric. I like this, as well. Compared with the spectacle American baby blessing can sometimes become, this version is very intimate and humble. I especially appreciate this tradition given our situation of being so far from our loved ones. I knew that the small blessing circle Jethro was bound to get here wouldn't look pitiable the way it would in the States.

Not a fan of the blessing tuxedo, apparently.

As it played out, though, the blessing wasn't as small as we'd anticipated. We managed to work it so that Jake could bless Jethro while my mom and our friends Ben and Missy were here, and Ben was able to stand in on the blessing, along with two members of our bishopric. Our guests also gave us a good excuse to have the blessing in English, which was probably sort of weird for most of the ward, but meant the world to me. Jake was more nervous than I'd ever seen him before the blessing, but it was beautiful. Among other things, Jake blessed Jethro with sharpened senses, heightened perception, discernment between good and evil, influence over others and a keen intellect balanced by a compassionate heart.

These things have been floating in the back of my mind ever since the blessing. I get so busy cleaning up after, soothing and playing with this little guy, I sometimes find myself thinking of him almost as a pet. I forget that he's an actual, distinct, brand new person. This baby (still making sense of his small body) will eventually grow into a man who will go into the world and do great things. It makes me feel like I'm holding a fantastic secret, that, for the time being, is all mine to enjoy.




JEM

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Christmas '08

And now behold, two weeks after the fact — the Christmas post.

My mom wasn't our only guest over Christmas. We also took in our good friends Missy and Ben, who are currently living in Finland. For more on their roadtrip through the BALTICS (not the Balkans, as I had previously posted here ... oops) to get to our doorstep, go here.

We spent the week of Christmas napping ...


obliterating one another with rocket launchers ...


Please don't call DCFS.

planting the seeds of diabetes American-style ...


enjoying one another's company ...


and reveling in our Christmas booty.

Jethro and his new La-Z-Boy.

Hope everyone else had as much fun.



JEM

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Grandma Valene: The Exclusive Interview












Jethro Tongue from Jasmine Michaelson on Vimeo.

American Dresdner: You fly back to America tomorrow. How do you feel about that?
Valene M. Erickson: (biting fingernails) OK. I'm ready to go home. I miss Val. I miss my little hubby.
AD: Well, OK, but who's going to change Jethro's diapers now?
VME: I believe that's pretty obvious.
AD: I'm afraid I don't follow. You've been in Dresden for two and a half weeks now. How have you spent your time?
VME: Sitting in Jake's chair rocking Jethro. One night we chased Jake through the Dresden Christmas Market. It was all I could do to keep up with him and look at the sights.
AD: That's not the story I heard from JEM.
VME: Oh really?
AD: Yeah. She said she needed a leash for you. Anything else?
VME: Once we got rid of Jake, Jaz and Jethro and I went to that one store.
AD: Ah, yes. That one store. I love that one store.
VME: My biggest complaint was Jaz and Jake have seen everything and we had Jethro, so even walking through a store I felt like we were in a hurry.
AD: Sorry about that. But as I recall, you said you weren't here to shop.
VME: Touché.
AD: Let's talk about Jethro. How does he hold up in real life?
VME: Basically, he's softer and cuter than any pet or stuffed animal you could ever own.
AD: But, if my information is correct, you hate pets and own no stuffed animals.
VME: Yes, this is true, I'm just saying that for others who are in love with their stupid dogs.
AD: What you're getting at, is that he's snuggly. Am I right?
VME: He has exceeded all my expectations.
AD: What are your favorite Jethro attributes?
VME: His little worried eyebrows. His hungry Aaron Neville vibrato cry. His ears and forehead and cheeks are very kissy. They're just crying out for kisses. His legs need to bulk up a little bit, but other than that he's perfect.
AD: I wouldn't count on the legs ever bulking up. I presume you've never seen Jake in Daisy Dukes? The man's walking around on hairy toothpicks.
VME: So is the man Jethro was named after*.
AD: Do you think your Jethro-snuggle tank has been sufficiently filled?
VME: I hope so. Because it might be a year before I get back.
AD: Many American Dresdner readers were very concerned about you after your accident last summer. How are you feeling?
VME: Getting better all the time. I'm slower than I used to be, but it's coming. I'm not as agile as a cat, like I used to be.
AD: Like you used to be? Never mind. But no walker or cane or anything, right?
VME: Right. Just a slight limp.
AD: And a metal plate in your ankle that didn't even set off the metal detectors at the airport.
VME: Yeah. Plates, screws and wire. Nothing set it off. Such a disappointment.
AD: How do you feel about what your co-workers did, raising the money to send you over here?
VME: I'm still trying to digest it. I'm overwhelmed by their generosity and kindness. I just feel like I need to repay them somehow, but I don't know how to do that, except just work my little tush off when I get home.
AD: Anything you want to tell them?
VME: Of any gift I could've been given, this was truly the best. I just really love them for doing that for me. I couldn't ask to work with better people. They really got me through this last year. I just feel so blessed to have them in my life. I don't know what I would've done without them.


* Jethro's middle name is Val, which is JEM's father's name.